Mister B Waterbased Lube

Best in market. Lasts a long time with no irritation.

Sometimes, you just need something that gets the job done. As a newcomer to lube, I was careful to avoid anything that required diluting or re-activating until I knew exactly how gloopy and viscous it should be. Straight out of the bottle, this seemed like the safest bet, and I have no complaints thus far! The odour, while faintly medical, is minimal and not altogether unpleasant, and the ease of use has too many advantages to list. If you're looking to dive elbows-deep into a prospective partner, I might consider offering you a greasier alternative (along with my phone number), but you know what they say: the quicker you can make a mess, the longer it takes to clean up. That's always the trade-off. Oil and silicone are heaven in the sack, but good luck getting it off after you've finished getting off. The clean-up job for this stuff is a painless wash/wipe, which leaves more time in the day for planning the next rubber party or goon session. Plus, there's no staining, and you don't have to worry about compatibility with your favourite silicone toys. It's also non-toxic! While it sure as hell isn't tasteless, it still tastes better than your next happy ending. (Don't ask me how I know.) The downsides of this product will be readily apparent to anyone who's used lubrication before. It's not quite as slick as silicone-based lube, and you may need to "refresh" it more often with another dab, but that's the price you pay for versatility. You can use it whenever, however, straight out of the bottle, and as I often say to my lovers, a little really does go a long way.

My go-to lube. It's not sticky, holds it's glide for a long time and rarely needs a top up during play.